i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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