2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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