their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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