I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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