im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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