just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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