He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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