I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
jump out the window naked night went bad
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