Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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