Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Drake has all the answers
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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