Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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