The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she smelled like a LAN party
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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