I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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