I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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