Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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