we're blogging at a bar
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
