is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
