What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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