Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
