He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I pour the whiskey from now on
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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