Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
This toilet bowl is my home.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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