did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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