yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm always down for nudity.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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