i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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