How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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