I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
