i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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