I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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