her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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