As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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