How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
where am i from again
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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