we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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