found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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