Whod you bang
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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