You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can't turn off my feet"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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