that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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