I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My vagina just recognized that song.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
try to milk me bitch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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