At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm always down for nudity.
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