butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just cropdusted the office
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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