walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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