Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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