is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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