That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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