My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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