I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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