Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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