Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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