the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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