would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
