I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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