I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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