ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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